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DBMA Parables
« on: August 24, 2011, 06:59:31 PM »
Woof All:

Recently in other threads I have posted of the Parable of the Cherry and the Parable of the Promising Porn Star.  Now I will share the Parable of the Little Old Lady and the Hilot Healer (retold from the opening of the DBMA DVD "Copmbining Stick & Footwork")

A little old lady in the Philippines went to the hilot healer. 

"How may I help you?"

"You may not realize it because it doesn't smell or make any noise, but I am having a problem with a lot of flatulence."

"I see.  Take this herbs for one week and come back."

So she does.

"How are we doing?"

"Its worse now! Not only do I still have a lot of flatulence, but now it smells too!  At least there is no sound!"

"Well, now that we have cleared up your sinuses, we can go to work on your hearing."

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DBMA Parable of the Cherry
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2011, 07:23:27 PM »
DBMA's Parable of the Cherry (for first time fighters, either before or after they fight)

The three questions:

1) Do you remember the first time you had sex?

2) Were you any good at it?

3) Have you gotten better since then?
« Last Edit: September 15, 2011, 05:00:29 PM by Stickgrappler »
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Re: DBMA Parables
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2011, 07:28:32 PM »
Woof All:

Recently in other threads I have posted of the Parable of the Cherry and the Parable of the Promising Porn Star. 


Woof Guro C,

I've found the Parable of the Cherry, search turns up nothing on the Parable of the Promising Porn Star. Please enlighten. TIA.

~sg

p.s. sux that my work firewalls now block out access to this forum... it used to show up as "Sports" and I could surf here, now, somehow it's treated as "Social Networking" and "Discussion Forum" and hence my absence from here.
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Re: DBMA Parables
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2011, 11:56:13 AM »
My bad.  It must be on the DBMA Association forum  :wink:

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Re: DBMA Parables
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2011, 12:09:13 PM »
My bad.  It must be on the DBMA Association forum  :wink:

Which is, by the way, pretty cool! Lots of information...
Everybody should join the DBMA Association forum  :-)

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Re: DBMA Parables
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2011, 04:58:39 PM »
My bad.  It must be on the DBMA Association forum  :wink:

LOL - fair enough. After my last order of a whole bunch of dvd's from you, I didn't remember that my DBMAA membership was expiring. I am saving to rejoin the DBMAA.. no ETA unfortunately as I have to get a Kindle first. I have a whole bunch of books I want to read and the Kindle is the ideal solution for me to make use of the time on the subway commutes.



Which is, by the way, pretty cool! Lots of information...
Everybody should join the DBMA Association forum  :-)

Agreed, it's truly a great resource not just of matters pertaining to DBMA, but also of other subjects which truly helps one to Walk As A Warrior For All His Days! Cannot wait to rejoin the DBMAA... miss you all!
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DBMA Parable of the Promising Porn Star?
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2011, 05:51:02 PM »
DBMA Parable of the Promising Porn Star?


Hmmm... perhaps this was it? Copied and pasted from DBMA's Facebook group:





I'm 56.

My philosophy is this:

There is a place within me which is forever young. I can go there whenever I want. The difference between age and youth is how frequently I can go there and how long I can stay there when I do.

Allow me to share with you a Dog Brothers parable: A couple wants to make a sex movie to remember themselves by for when they are older. The director cautions the husband about the rarity of being able to perform in front of a camera crew. The husband says not to worry, but on the day of the shoot, lo and behold, he cannot perform. The director starts giving him the
I-told-you-so routine and he interrupts to say "I can't understand it! We practiced three times last night and twice this morning!"

So I train not for volume of work, but quality of peak expression. When its time to say "Lets roll!" I will touch the place within me that is forever young.

I figure my passion for the mission will take care of the rest.

The Adventure continues!
Crafty Dog
over a year ago
"A good stickgrappler has good stick skills, good grappling, and good stickgrappling and can keep track of all three simultaneously. This is a good trick and can be quite effective." - Marc "Crafty Dog" Denny