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"...grappling happens. It just does." - Top Dog


« Reply #100 on: March 23, 2014, 05:46:00 PM »


Q:  What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?
A:  Art.

Q:  What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
A:  Bob.

Q:  What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on a porch?
A:  Matt.

Q:  What do you call a man with no arms and no legs with an empty glass?
A:  Phil.

Q:  What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs against a tree?
A:  Eileen.
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"A good stickgrappler has good stick skills, good grappling, and good stickgrappling and can keep track of all three simultaneously. This is a good trick and can be quite effective." - Marc "Crafty Dog" Denny
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