Hi all,
I've translated those two jokes, I hope that they are understandable
1-
that's the First Day of a new young teacher. When she enters in the classroom she see the word "penis" written in small letters in the center of the blackboard.
She asks who has written this, but as no one answer, she erases the word and begin her class.
the day after, same thing: "penis" is written a bit larger. She erases it without a word, and begin her class. The next day, same thing, the word is written larger than before. And each day, that's the same thing, and the word is always written larger.
Then the Saturday comes, and the teacher see with surprise, written in the center of the blackboard: "the more you rub, the more it enlarges"
2-
A young American woman that have been dropped by her girlfriend try to flood her depression by going in all the bars of the city. At least, she arrive in a bar located in the last stage of the Empire State Building.
there, she sees a man that seems to bore himself. She sits aside and asks him directly:
"-So, what are you doing alone, beautiful man ?
- I'm drinking a magic beer
- A magic beer ?
- yes... look at me"
the guy drinks a bit of his glass of beer, look at the young woman straight in the eyes, walks toward the window, open it and jump in the void.
he make 3 loopings, turn 2 times around the Empire State Building, and then go back inside the bar, sits aside the young woman and smile.
"-Oh, that's fantastic ! can I try ? please !"
the guy smiles, look at her like a playboy, and let her drink in his glass. the woman drinks the entire glass, then run toward the window and... "Aaaaaaaah !" she fall to the ground.
then the bartender, who wasn't paying attention to the scene, turns toward the guy, and say:
"-Honestly Superman, you're a real jerk when you're drunk"
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