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Re: Humor
« Reply #100 on: March 23, 2014, 03:46:00 PM »

Q:  What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?
A:  Art.

Q:  What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
A:  Bob.

Q:  What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on a porch?
A:  Matt.

Q:  What do you call a man with no arms and no legs with an empty glass?
A:  Phil.

Q:  What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs against a tree?
A:  Eileen.
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Re: Humor
« Reply #101 on: October 30, 2014, 06:08:57 AM »
Schmuck, schlemiel, schmendrick, schmo, (Debbie Wasserman) Schultz.

Dems can "stand on their own".  Don[t mention Obama's name.   You mean the same party that votes lock step with the Prez?

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Brookings Think Tanker Challenges Putin
« Reply #102 on: October 22, 2015, 05:35:00 PM »
Brooking Institute desk jockey call Vald Putin out on his supposed martial arts skills via twitter. Things snowball from there:

https://www.lawfareblog.com/ill-fight-putin-any-time-any-place-he-cant-have-me-arrested